Make Love Not WarCraft

Recently there have been many commercials promoting the online computer game World Of WarCraft. Such stars as Mr.T, Verne Troyer, and Ozzy Ozzbourne has been famous faces to promote it. However people dont realize that the fictional world they think isn't real, is actually quite real indeed.Epic battles have continued on WarCraft and innocent avatars have been murdered for no aparebnt reason other than theres a griefer within the system purposly killing for no reason other than to annoy everyone. Everyone must be made aware that war is not answer to the craft, just make love(bow-jigga-wahh-wahh) but only after this griefer has been viciously castraded and given third degree burns by a piece of toast.